sodamnrelatable:

how do you socialize when you hate everyone

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plaidimpala:

Will Graham is shopping for the perfect sweater at good will

then he stumbles upon it, the perfect sweater

it has a dog pattern

“Yes” he whispers “This is my design” 

When my parents don’t let me go out

sodamnrelatable:

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(Source: sour-patch)

When you look forward to something and it doesn’t happen.

sodamnrelatable:

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I was looking forward to going to the Tailgate party tonight. Yeah, that didn’t happen :(

(Source: terran-republic)

thorhead:

thorhead:

I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that

  1. I can see them
  2. I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
  3. they are really bad singers and
  4. I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position

gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING

(Source: thordoftherings)

laugh-addict:

Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones

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(Source: hip-hop-apotamus)


(Source: forgofamilyforgofriends)